The New Orleans Bigfoot Society (N.O.B.S.) reveals the results of the hair and fecal sample analysis from the City Park Sasquatch. Just as we suspected, the results are definitive. The creature is a drunken wookiee… a CHEWBACCHUS!
This elaborate Bigfoot hoax turns out to be a “Gorilla Marketing” campaign by the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus to officially announce their theme for this Mardi Gras: Chewbacchalypse 2012.
The krewe is hosting a membership kickoff party at Tipitina’s Uptown on July 30th, the Alien Beach Party: Your Guide to Surfing the Chewbacchalypse. Entertainment features: Clockwork Elvis, Hawaii 504, Green Demons, and the Tin Types. $10 at the door. Costumes encouraged and required to be featured in the krewe’s “End of the World Countdown Photo Calendar”.
Of course, N.O.B.S. will also be at the party hosting a wiener roast.
To join the krewe (membership dues are $42, the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything) or for more info on the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus please visit: www.chewbacchus.org